Sunday, May 22, 2011


Royal Delta winner of the Black-Eyed Susans going to post.

Thanks to the enthusiasm and endless promotion by Karin De Francis and the Maryland Jockey Club, the Black-Eyed Susans (BES) Day program at Pimlico matches any racing event I’ve attended in the country.  

BES day is also Lady-Legends Day, and I couldn’t wait, rushing out early to meet the gal that was giving me a ride, Christy Clagett. Christy was also taking the ninety-year-old lady-legend, Jane Toal. Jane was a cancer research scientist at NIH for many years and always an avid foxhunter.  When I climbed into the back seat of Christy’s SUV, Jane sat up front wearing a thickly knit wool hat, a leather sun visor, amber racing goggles and a winter coat.

I wondered if we were really going to Pimlico.
Jane Toal

Jane cranked her head around slowly and said, “I wear this to protect my head and eyes.” Then she talked for a while, sharp as a knife and totally with it. I had no doubt she was one tough bird.

Christy was cruising on the Baltimore beltway, when Jane asked me to check through her large, wheeled-bag for her BES ticket. Fifteen minutes later, I still hadn’t found it. I found a lot of interesting stuff, but not the ticket. 

When we arrived at the entrance to the Pimlico parking lots, Christy suddenly had other business to take care of. She hopped out of her SUV and handed me the keys, leaving me with Jane. Christy has long legs, and I couldn’t figure out how to adjust her car seat. Driving with my feet straining toward the pedals, I was waved past numerous parking attendants and finally directed to a designated space. 

I looked over at ninety-year old Jane and her large wheeled bag, then at the Grandstand over half-mile away.  

Jane, not a lady-legend for nothing, insisted on rolling her bag herself. “I’m slow,” she said, “but I’ll get there.” 

We headed off across the broken gravel lot toward the grandstand that loomed like a mirage in the distance. “This isn’t working work for me,” I thought, and jogged ahead to an attendant holding a track radio. I pointed to the old lady creeping toward us with her bag on wheels. 

“We need a golf cart,” I said. “That’s one of the lady-legends.” It was like saying “open sesame.”

Pimlico staff had a golf cart magically appear and ferry us to the entrance, lickety split. Only Jane still didn’t have a ticket. 

Fortunately, Crystal Kimball, owner of the Equiery and another force behind Lady- Legends Day, was near the entrance with a gaggle of staff and other “retired” lady-legends. I stashed Jane with them and rushed over to Will Call to get my ticket, then hot-footed into the ticket office to straighten out Jane’s problem. After zipping back to Jane to ask a few pertinent questions, and a two-minute-lick back to the ticket office, I returned to the group of ladies, proudly bearing a ticket for Jane.

Leaving the gaggle behind, I headed for the entrance gate. Rain had threatened that morning, so I carried an umbrella, only a guard warned me that umbrellas were not allowed inside. I turned toward the distant parking lot, and stuck the top half of my walking-stick-styled umbrella under my coat, and the bottom half into my bag. 

I was busted at the gate. Schlepping back to Christy’s car to unload the dangerous umbrella, it’s possible I said a bad word. Maybe two. At last, I got inside the grandstand, past the paddock and over the tram – a covered walk across the dirt racetrack. Inside the Turfside Terrace tent, I collapsed in a chair.
The Turfside Terrace Tent before the day got started.
Kitsi Christmas and my nephew Bartholt Clagett handicapping.
Me and Karin De Francis
The best act of the day! The Lunabells. Roll over Dixie Chicks.
Pink and hats were everywhere!
Even pink hair!
Alidia Clagett, Crystal Kimball, Kitsi Christmas and Bartholt Clagett

Alidia and Bartholt's other aunt, Christy Clagett with a Budweiser  horse.
Me with a different Budweiser Horse. His head is as big as me!
Me and Kitsi
Immediately after the Black-Eyed Susans ran, the entire entourage of retired lady-legends either walked or golf-carted to Pimlico’s stake’s barn for a tour. All the horses running in the Preakness were in that barn! Except when we arrived, we weren’t allowed inside. 

But I’d seen something really interesting before we’d turned the last corner. A man in dark glasses with a handsome shock of long white hair. Had to be top trainer and mega racing personality Bob Baffert. I hopped off my golf cart and double-timed it back, pulling my camera out as unashamedly as any paparazzi. I admit it – I had someone snap a picture of me with Baffert.

It didn’t take long for the others to catch on, and within moments the golfcart brigade was rolling toward Baffert. A photo session ensued, with cameras popping out of bags, cases, and pockets. But Baffert just rolled with it. No wonder he is loved by the press and the entire racing industry.  

Since I know he has a zany sense of humor, and everyone else was too star struck to say anything, I said, “Bob, you and I were friends on FaceBook . . . for about three minutes.” 

“Yeah,” he said, “it was really fun  . . . I don’t know . . . .” He allowed a look of regret to cross his face. “My wife made me get off. She thought there were too many flirtatious emails.”

I said, “You mean your beautiful blond wife, who provided you with a gorgeous child?”

“That was mostly me,” he said. “I was the sire.”

When you have an opportunity, you keep going, so I said, “Do you remember when Informed Decision was in your barn at Santa Anita for the Breeder’s Cup in 2009?  And Barry Wiseman was leading her around your shedrow and you tried to throw both of them out?” 

Informed Decision is the huge, beautiful,  grey mare who won the Breeder’s Cup Sprint a few days later, and Baffert is so quick and so cool, he grabbed the story and ran with it.

“I do remember that,” he said. “I thought it was some raggedy assed European outfit that wasn’t supposed to be there.”

“Yes,” I said. “You told Barry Wiseman he had to get that horse out of your barn.” 

Baffert was nodding, so I kept going. “And Barry looked at you and said, ‘I have to get THIS horse out of your barn?’” 

For any reader who knows Barry, you know this was probably said with the kind of quiet intensity that makes you want to watch your back. But Baffert was grinning now and continued with the story.

“So one of my people comes up to me and says, ‘Bob, they’re with Jonathan Sheppard!’” 

Baffert put his hand over his mouth as if the memory was painful. A word I won’t repeat here escaped him. 

“Barry was so steamed at you,” I said, “and from that day forward he has called you ‘Bob Baffled.’” 

Hard to see behind those dark-glasses, but I think Baffert took the hit really well.
Me and Bob Baffled, I mean Baffert.


Rhonda Lane said...

Baffert vs Barry. You know where I'd put my money. :) LOL!

Anyway, thanks for another fun account of what must have been a memorable day.

Anonymous said...

Baffert takes his knocks well. Cool cat. Well done, LSH. Looks like you had a blast. Why does this racing at Pimlico have to be over? The party was just getting started.

- John S.

Morrill said...

I remember that walking stick handled umbrella, it doubles wonderfully as a parasol. I think Baffert has that look on his face because he can't be seen to be too excited with another beautiful blonde who isn't his wife. Although I'm certain he's also impressed with Lynda's quick wits. A brilliant short story.

Debbi said...

Lynda, that's an awesome story. You sure tell a great horse tail, um, tale. :)


joanie murray said...

What fun! Lynda, you are so sharp. Thanks for sharing a great day with us!

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